shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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