i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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