okay pat passed out under dana's car
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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