arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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