is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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