You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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