he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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