i just had sex bonerless
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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