Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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