i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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