Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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