i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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