You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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