yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
