I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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