Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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