check it out our google latitudes are spooning
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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