Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I need to stop coming to work sober
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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