i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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