i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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