North Korea, Best Korea!
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i just sent this text using only my big toe
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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