normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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