I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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