i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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