What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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