I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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