I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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