I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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