i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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