he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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