Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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