david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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