Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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