She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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