D3 body, D1 cock
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I want to make a zoo with you.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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