Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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