The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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