My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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