what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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