my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
This is classic penis vs brain.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
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