i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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