check it out our google latitudes are spooning
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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