she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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