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steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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