i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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