I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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