Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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