my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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