well I can't set my house on fire every night
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
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