I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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