I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Then you guys just all showered together...?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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