Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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