I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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