can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
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