I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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