Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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