Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I want to stick my p in your. b.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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