just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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