just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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